Wednesday, September 26, 2012

EGG, PEAS, CARROTS, AND GREEN ONIONS

Good news! There are indications that civilization IS possible in the city of Hayward!
Or, at very least, not too very long off.
At some point, light and culture may even penetrate.

Search results for “Chinese food in Hayward” pulled up several jewels.

Quote:

Known as the “Heart of the Bay,” the city of Hayward serves as the ideal location for Chef’s Experience China Bistro.  The restaurant’s central proximity to Oakland, San Jose and the valley communities surrounding Pleasanton allows Chef’s Experience China Bistro to serve as the perfect destination restaurant for the diverse and accepting community reflected in the city’s caring environment.


Say what now? Heart of the Bay?
When did Hayward overtake San Francisco?

There’s also a place called “Prince Beef Chinese”.
Like you, I associate cows and Chinese food.
Along with urban caring environments.
Yes.

蛋, 豌豆, 胡蘿蔔, 蔥

Reading the menus of various places on-line, I am overcome with the suspicion that the kitchen staff of most Chinese restaurants in Hayward consists of hardworking gentlemen from Mexico. None of these menus are in Chinese, and many feature pricing structures that take balls.


"All fried rice comes with egg, peas, carrots and green onions"


Not very promising, but please remember that civilization probably started with egg, peas, carrots, and green onions. In any case it's a first sign of culture. There is hope.
Life in the major metropolitan areas of the world is IMPOSSIBLE without egg, peas, carrots, and green onions.
Fried rice comes with it!

The presence of egg, peas, carrot, and green onions is a certain sign that staggering miracles can happen.

Either that, or a harbinger of the end-times.

In Hayward.



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