Friday, September 07, 2012

CLOTHING ADVICE

Always be willing to try something new. That's something that this blog has occasionally mentioned, and you are not surprised to see that statement here.

It also applies to voicemail.

The other day someone called my extension from a phone number in Florida.
They didn't leave a message, but the system told me they had called.

So of course I looked them up on the internet.


QUOTE:
"ESPIRAL LINGERIE is a leading Manufacturer / Wholesaler located in the U.S.A. recognized for its innovative products and edgy designs. ESPIRAL products are available worldwide. To find your favorite style please contact us for a retailer in your area."
END QUOTE.

It was probably a blind sales call.
And they may have gotten lost in our phone tree.

I'm usually willing to try something new. But experimentation best goes hand in hand with a certain measure of both forethought and common sense.

I am not sure I wish to try Espiral Lingerie.

After all, they aren't a known quantity.

At least, not to me.


But please do not let that stop you. Not by any means.
If you decide that Espiral Lingerie, which does not sell to the general public, is precisely and approximately the right thing for your life, go right ahead and contact them.
They will happily tell you where their products may be found.
Knock yourself out, buy an entire fluffy closet full.
Let them know that they are loved.

I've looked at one or two of their offerings - not in the flesh, please understand, but on their site - and their style does not appeal to me.
A bit too garish, a little too trollopy.
Actually, a lot.

Of course, that's just an opinion.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

This blogger thinks that women wearing crisp cotton blouses and pleated skirts, or something similar, in public settings that involve tablecloths, polished silverware, and sparkling wine or water glasses, look incredibly sexy.
Nothing, in fact, is more romantic than clean neat proper clothing that emphasizes taste, breeding, and intelligence. 
One should at all times be proud of the company of the woman one is with. And that, you must understand, means pleasure at taking her out to dinner or a show. Which, if she's tarted out like a Columbus Avenue hootchie, is entirely out of the question.
This is why it is highly unlikely that I will ever date a suburbanite or a Jersey girl, in case you were wondering.

By the very same token, a woman should likewise never be embarrassed to be seen in your company in public.  Period.
So, even if you do think that as a big butch he-man you can wear whatever you want, you might nevertheless consider giving that fishnet stripper garb a miss. Yes, I'm sure you look stellar (or something) wearing those uplifters and the baby doll, but, and this is just an educated guess, she probably has a different opinion.

Do NOT go there, even ironically.

I will now go out on a limb and be horribly judgmental.
Everything I've said ALSO holds in private.
Men should NOT wear little frilly items at home either.



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