Maybe 'eat lard' is a euphemism? The British are known for discrete circumlocution, so it is quite possible that 'eat lard' means something else.
On the other hand, it could be meant literally. They have strange ideas of romance over there.
Whatever it is, it must be good for you; these two have excellent teeth.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
File under: 'Fun stuff to do together'.
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3 comments:
I wish I had someone special to eat lard with.
Surely not just lard?
Hello, Anonymous,
Tell me more. I am always keenly interested in lard-eating passion.
And, perhaps, we might discuss the viscous texture and creamy! oleaginous mouth-feel.
Lard – it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Or perhaps it is.
Breakfast of champions.
Please tell me more.
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