START BURNING WITCHES NOW!

Predictably, the rabid fringe of American society has gotten their panties in a bunch over the issue of gay marriage.
Because the Bible says it ain’t right.


Well, gentlemen, the Bible also tells you to avoid pork and shellfish, to abstain from worship at heathen altars, to not mix wool and linen in the same garment, and avoid collecting firewood on the Sabbath.

You are also commanded to work six days. Not five. Six.
How DARE you have a TWO day weekend?
Work, you heathen bastards!

The bible ALSO tells you to whack anyone who practices witchcraft.

That includes prognosticators such as stock-market gurus, personal trainers, self-help authors, bookies, talk-show hosts, the idolatrous scum predicting doom and gloom on Fox, and most if not all television preachers.
As well as faith-healers.

There are several branches of Christianity that are quite sodden with witchcraft.
Not naming any organizational names, but you know who they are.
Many other branches of Christianity are stark raving mad.
Besides being disgusting heretics pur sang.
Again, not naming any names.

Remember, heresy partakes of both witchcraft AND idolatry.
That church your cousin Bubba goes to is a hotbed.

As a first step to a more moral and deity-based society, that trembles in awe and fear of divine wrath, you should start by burning all the witches, warlocks, and heretics in your own neighborhood.
Please err on the safe side. When in doubt, start a fire.


Gentlemen, I expect to see large parts of this God-besotted country aflame within days, and there had better be some serious weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

The rest of us will cheer you on.


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