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Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

TOTALLY VANILLA!

There are some things you should never talk about near four year olds.
Sex is just one of them.

No, I do not make a habit of randy discussions around the young.
I blame a friend for this particular incident.

He was discussing his urgent need for "medicine", that being in his mind a BIG root beer float made with Mug rootbeer and Haagen Dasz Vanilla. 
Not just any damned ice cream, but the good stuff.

Quote:

"It's probably better than sex!"

Of course I agreed.  Mug and Haagen Dasz are within reach.
Sex isn't. There hasn't been any for far too long.
A rootbeer float on the other hand.....
It's quite attainable.

Unfortunately little kids listen to everything.
He has a darling little daughter.
With a pink bunny.

She was showing me the bunny when the 'S' word got mentioned.
It's a very likeable rabbit, all fluffy.
With a smile.

"What's SEX??????"

Urrm, it's a softdrink, sweetheart.

"Oh?"

It's....  new. They're featuring it on American Idol.
[As well as History, and the Playboy channel.]

"Have you ever had any?"

Mmmmmmmmmm! 
How do YOU answer an adorable child when she asks you THAT question?

"No, but I've seen it advertised!"

Change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject, change subject!!!

Aaaurgh.

Hope against hope that she doesn't remember that word.

Lord knows I can't.

Sex.  It's bubbly and crisp.

Perfect with rootbeer and ice cream.


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