YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT FOR THE WEEK

This is not a sweet-natured post. You have been warned.

Sometime over the weekend, the building replaced the old paper towel dispensers in the bathrooms with new ones.

A few moments ago, our office manager sent out the following e-mail under the subject line 'paper towels in the restrooms':


All,

We have new paper towel dispensers in our restrooms.
Please note; the sensor to make the paper come out is located under the lip not in front. You therefore must place your hand under for it to work.

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Shortly afterwards this e-mail went out to a limited distribution list:

"
THERE ARE NEW F*(KING PAPER TOWEL DISPENSERS IN THE RESTROOMS.
ALL WILL BE FINE!!!!

"
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It was in Calibri 72 point type. Bright screaming red.
Perhaps a bit too snarky?
Mmmm?
So I answered:

"I for one am so glad he told us. I haven’t used a bathroom for over two weeks, so I would never have found out. Nor would I have EVER guessed that the darn things have sensors. What a miracle of technology.
I just go up to the roof and aim off the edge."

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I have just received the following response:

"I will never leave this place without a hazmat suite again...."

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Sage words.
NEVER leave the building without protective gear.
Sh&% falls from the sky.
It's a learning experience.
Shee.