Southerners have some marvelous ways of expressing themselves.
'She's sweet, bless her heart' (but she ain't got a sensible bone in her body).
'He's a hard worker, bless his heart' (dumb as an ox, though).
'She's got such energy, bless her heart' (somebody give the bitch valium).
'He's really had to suffer in his life, bless his heart' (because he married that slut from Tennessee that he knocked up when he was drunk, lordsakes what a cow).
Gotta admire folks that can pull those sentences off with a straight face.
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Yes, "bless your heart" is another way of saying "you freaking moron." But it sounds so much nicer...
This is teh ghey.
Uber-ghay.
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