LET'S SPIN THIS!

Thanks to a public defender (attorney for a civic entity), I visited a Reddit stream where people were discussing our dear leader performing an act usually not considered, strictly speaking, political. Or normal. No, I am not talking about the well-founded allegations that he had congress with underage and unwilling persons of a different gender (it would have been equally reprehensible if they had been the same gender, whatever that is, if it had happened, which the highest government agencies and functionaries angrily dispute). But the purported fact that the president in a dignified manner very presidentially released control of his bowels at a presser recently, necessitating the temporary clearing of the oval office of all willing and enthusiastic witnesses and random fake news reporters honoured to be there.

Let us immediately squash ALL rumours that whatever he did was involuntary. The president ALWAYS knows exactly what he's doing, it's kind of like three dimensional chess.
Intentful. Brilliant. Huge.

It was, of course, a huge(!) succes.

It proves, diplomatically but forcefully, that we are better than the Europeans.

A key phrase stands out from a Wikipedia article which I read this morning: "Management may be achieved through an individualized mix of dietary, pharmacologic, and surgical measures.

Our president and his extremely talented team of serious professionals taking care of the nation are all about 'management', and additionally have great expertise in dietary and pharmacologic skill sets. They can think outside the box.

Especially if this becomes more common.

Meanwhile, the criminal Democrats, in an attempt to distract the public from any presidential victories like this stupendous clearing of the lower intestinal tract, just natter on about lists and ice, and keep dropping torpid lizards from palm trees in Florida! It'so unfair!

Iguanas are a great national resource. In order to safeguard iguanas, the United States must have control of Greenland. Will no one think about the children?

It's because of Obama and Biden.

A grand ballroom!



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