I NEED A STICK!

One of the people out there on the web lives with three corvids. One of whom has a nice stick. Which he (or she) likes to show off and ponce around with. The other two are kind of jealous. Why does HE (or SHE) have a nice stick? It's so unfair! So occasionally the stick gets "borrowed". My stick! Neener neener neener! I found it! Mine!

This is a very nice stick. It is mine. Why won't you acknowledge that I have total hegemony over this stick (which is mine). And I shall have it back!

Winged pursuit. And taunting flaunting.
Flamboyant taunting flaunting.

Ponce, ponce, ponce.
Hop hop hop.


Very much like Johnny Depp, in several roles, but mostly like Captain Jack Sparrow proudly boasting "I have a jar of di-i-irt, I have a jar of dirt". Also a little bit like Raoul Duke.

"I have my attorney with me. and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have a stick, must have a stick! What's the score here?"

Paraphrasing Johnny, drenched in sweat, though forceful and decisive at a check-in desk in Las Vegas, as the terrible drugs were starting to take effect. Whereupon he and Dr. Gonzo head into the hotel bar for cocktails and giant lizards.

I find it very hard to recognize the gender of covids, as they do not show much difference in size, shape, and colouration. And unless it's breeding season, their behaviours do not adhere to any recognizable gender roles. So it could be either sex proudly showing off their very fine stick. Which was probably stolen, because it's quite unclear which of three birds that look identical is the original owner.


Hop hop hop.



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