THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO EAT!

According to a popular article being circulated by the usual idiots, there are EIGHT foods you should NEVER reheat. Because if you do, the Gates of Hell will open up, the Anti-Christ will rise, everyone will hate you, and your karma will be ever so effing bad. Plus it might kill you.

Per Woman's Day:

Celery
Spinach
Beets
Mushrooms
Eggs
Potatoes
Rice
Chicken

Sounds like a great recipe for a scramble to me. They're smoking crack over at Woman's Day. All or any one of those, or several in combination, are great re-fried with chilies and garlic.

Please note that Rhubarb Custard Crumble is NOT included. This omission proves nothing except that the uncritical editorial board of Woman's Day is culinarily impaired.

They're probably just as ignorant of Cullen Skink and Partan Bree too.
Or the Bombay Chapati Sandwich.

Cooked potato and mushrooms frazzled with chicken fat.
Reheated with shredded leftover chicken.
The veritable nectar of the gods.
Have it with rice.


I do not take stupid advice from Woman's Day.

Which, according to Wikipedia, is:

"Woman's Day is an American women's magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion."

My physical attraction is fine, bitches, and I am a fashion plate extraordinaire.



Remember, for extra fun eating, crumble potato chips over it all.
Including your Cullen Skink, and Partan Bree.
And Bombay Chapati Sandwich.




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