Tuesday, August 30, 2016

A VERY WHITE HEAVEN

If Trump's wall ever gets built:

It will be a Chinese Company that builds it, employing Mexicans to do the actual work, and Bechtel that profits far beyond obscenity for being involved in the design and logistics. And it will take money that should be budgeted for schools, hospitals, convalescent care, scientific research, old folks homes, and restoring our infrastructure.

But it will at least preserve America as a market for the methamphetamine that our trailer parks produce, a captive audience for seven hundred dollar epipens, and keep fundamentalist Christianity bottled-up in the dark continent. Plus many other equivalent benefits.


Oh, and we'll never have to harvest vegetables, wash dishes, or switch on our leaf blowers again.


We'll win every war.





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