THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU WILL SEE TODAY

If a man said any of this about women, he'd be held up to insult, outrage, and public ridicule. Yet I suppose that having a woman say this about men is considered funny. Or, by some, perfectly justifiable.

There is no way of showing how crude and nasty it is by merely selectively quoting.

So I'll just post the entire damned thing, with attribution.



How To Train Your Man
By Gayana Sarkisova, in Elite Daily
Dec 31, 2012 • 10:23am



This may sound demeaning and a bit harsh; so I don’t want you thinking I’m referring to all men as dogs. They are more like loveable puppies that need simple potty training. No matter how crass the methodology may be, the end results will likely perpetuate the making of the perfect relationship that will make all of your friends jealous.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: That right there paints the author as a monodimensional, opportunistic, and slutty sack of shit.]

As per usual I should say that not all men are inconsiderate assholes that need direction; but based on the constant estrogen fueled bitching all over the world, I’ll say that yours probably is. So, for arguments sake, I’ve complied the necessary measures every woman needs to take to train her mutt into a pure bred.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Inconsideration goes both ways, sweetheart. Some women are selfish, self-impressed, manipulative, and insane. You seem to be the embodiment of that type.]

Before I get into the methods of training, it is important to mention that in order to successfully train your man he must never find out that you are training him. This is crucial because if he finds out, not only will it threaten your project, but it will also threaten your entire relationship.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: If you find a man who can't see through what you think you are doing, you've probably landed a dummy or a fratboy.]

Below are the methods of properly training your man:

Holding Out:

As some really smart guy (who I can’t remember the name of) once said, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Meaning, every time your man fucks up, he should experience some form of punishment. Since beating the shit out of someone is illegal in this country, I’ve concluded a different and somewhat more effective solution. What better punishment is there for a man than withholding sex? I’m not telling you to use sex as a weapon … actually, yes I am.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Should you think that's your best "weapon", it says an awful lot about you. And the basis of your relationships. Are sex and greed really the only reasons for you two to be together? If so, you are both beyond pathetic. And rather loathsomely repellent.]

Although drastic, not putting out will condition him to never repeat the same mistake twice, or at least repeat it far less. Yelling at him can be a temporary solution, but he’ll never actually understand the repercussions of his actions unless he feels truly deprived. Also, if you are feeling a little deprived and think you can’t hold out any longer, go invest in a pocket rocket.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: That type of manipulation, once it becomes a recognizable pattern, leads in a fairly direct line to a break-up. As it should. Because it says that there is no other basis for the relationship than what the woman believes she can get out of the man. There is no love or even friendship there, he's just useful, and being played for a sucker.]

Living Space:

This one is for the girls who are living with their man. Men are gross, we all know this; but in reality, they like things clean and neat just like we do. The difference is that they don’t want to lift a finger to do anything about it. So, I’m going to let you in on a secret that my mother taught me ages ago.

If you see that your man is lazy and doesn’t want to help out around the house (doing dishes, vacuuming, etc.) sit your ass down and let the house go to complete shit. Yes, it will drive you up a wall looking at the mess, but it will do the same to him. As the dishes pile up and dust collects, start mentioning how tried you are from work, or don’t feel well, or whatever other bullshit you can come up with. One of two things will happen; he will either get his ass up and start cleaning or he’ll hire someone to do it for him. Either way, you win. Repeat behavior as needed.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Sweetheart, move out! If you are relying on him to "hire someone to do it", you are obviously looking at him in terms of financial windfall. Yes, someone has to support your spending habits as well as your spoiled brat emotional neediness, but have you considered renting yourself out to a fat elderly tycoon instead? Or two or three, just to be on the safe side?]

Lack of Romance:

When you feel that your man is lacking the romance gene, there are a few things you can do to spark the fuse. It’s a biological fact that men are competitive and all strive to be the alpha male. It’s also known that men, like dogs, aim to please. When you use these two together they can pretty much sway him to do anything.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Quote: "men, like dogs, aim to please". Sorry, we aren't here for your amusement. Either it's a mutual endeavor, or it should be heading for break-up. It takes two to tango.]

Scenario: “Oh my god babe, you’d never believe how sweet [insert name here] boyfriend is. He did [insert action here] for her.” Most women will compare their man to other men when they are mad to try to provide a point; this will only get your man angry. However, if you compare him to other men in a neutral environment, it will spark his competitive nature and get him thinking how he can outdo the other man that you think is “sweet”.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: This is a transparent tactic far more likely to misfire than you could possibly imagine. But I encourage you to employ it, because being manipulative and whiny, more than almost anything else, is as good a reason for a break-up as any.]

Rewards are just as important:

Experience has taught women that men will always, without question do stupid shit. So in those scarce instances that men do amazing things, we often don’t comment on it in the fear of driving the behavior away. Therefore, we often forget that some of the most important training comes from praising him from time to time.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Quote: "do stupid shit". Like blowing three thousand dollars on a handbag, or buying Jimmy Choo footwear, or smearing three-hundred dollar a quarter ounce wrinkle remover on the laugh lines (wait, does this woman have any?!? Shouldn't those be ghoulish scowl lines?), or getting entirely unnecessary plastic surgery, or acting in any way at all like Kim Kardasian and every single one of the 'Real Housewives', or throwing hissy fits in public, or ...... yes, you were saying?]

Not all training needs to be handled with punishment. If your man does something nice for you, and treats you well, don’t forget to reward him for it. Nothing has the power of influence quite like boosting a man’s ego. By rewarding him it will reinforce his behavior and likely make it a constant occurrence. Remember ladies, nothing says thank you like a steak and blowjob.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: That is probably the most disgusting thing you've said yet.]

Sucks in the sack:

I probably shouldn’t go there, but I’m going to go there. It’s such a goddam shame when a man is perfect everywhere except for where it actually matters; your vagina. It’s an even bigger shame when he has the equipment but doesn’t know how to use it. Don’t get discouraged, darling; there’s a way to fix this hot mess as well.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Oh boy, I can barely wait. Be still my beating heart.]

Think of it this way: no trainer expects their animal to behave properly without training them to do so, right? So, if your man isn’t great it in bed, just teach him how by telling him what you want. The mistake many women make is just faking it and pretending everything is okay in fear of scaring their man away. On the contrary my dear, like I said, men aim to please. So, if you tell him (in a nice way) that what he’s doing isn’t working, there’s a 100% chance that he’ll do everything in his power to make you happy; and by happy I mean orgasm.

[BLOGGER COMMENT: And your job is to just lie there like a petulant bump on a log, because nothing is required of you, and you won't take responsibility for your own bang. You know, there's a reason men prefer the company of other men, or women who aren't romantically involved with them, and the advice above illustrates why: far less attitude, far less entitlement, far less arrogance, far less vicious bitchy manipulative behaviour, and far less spitefilled egomaniac New York princess.]

Closing thoughts:

I’m going to tell you all a little secret. Nobody’s perfect, including you. So rather than jump the gun and discard a man for his lack of perfection, take the time out to train him into becoming the man you want him to be. Also, if he is perfect, that usually means the bitch he was with before you did all the work (and that’s not a good thing either).

[BLOGGER COMMENT: Give him time to discard you instead. Because you deserve it.]

Gayana Sark | Elite.

[SOURCE: http://elitedaily.com/dating/train-man/.]



You know, it is because of women like Gayana Sark that men stay at the office rather than go home. Those people unfortunate enough to be married to such a woman, if they have the further misfortune of getting her pregnant before finding out what a shallow and putrid gene puddle she represents, will probably count the minutes till the kid is fully employed, then file for divorce and get the hell out of the marriage. Often the end comes far sooner; women like Gayana Sark are in it for what they can get, and how much they think they can control their victims. Far too often a challenge they cannot resist comes along, or a fish far too tempting to pass up.
Either they compromise themselves, or they foul their own nest.
Sharks are, in the long run, more likable.

Fortunately, most females like that are far too busy being bitches to ever settle for one man. Many of them deliberately stay single until remaining so is no longer a matter of choice.

There was an entire section of such prizes at the office. Remarkably, one or two of them got married in the last decade. And one or two men were clearly the long-suffering veterans of such situations.



Final thought: This is all frighteningly like the advice Christian women receive in some of the more conservative sects, where the smirking semblance of devout wifely obedience hides twisted vagina-based manipulativeness and marital strong-arming. Many fundamentalists never escape, and become so brainwashed that they have no judgement when it comes to sexual matters. Unsurprisingly, adultery and whoring around are rampant in such circles; the products of that environment cannot resist forbidden fruits or the taste of freedom, and are deviant from birth.
Isn't that right, mister Duggar?




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