Warning: This video is NOT for rabbit lovers! In fact, if you love rabbits for any other reason than food, you should probably not click 'play'.
You will be traumatised.
If, on the other paw, you like stoats, you will likely be enchanted, and judge this the most charming video you have seen all week. Stoats are so very lovely! So smart, so playful, so full of vim and vigour!
Stoats, you will aver, are the best animals ever!
You may even squeal with delight.
Not very stoatlike.
BEST. CHOREOGRAPHY. EVER!
[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZOjwzInj2g.]
After watching this video several times, you will no doubt be wondering how a stoat would cook a rabbit. Sadly, we don't speak stoat.
So we do not know.
Stoatish is a hard language to learn.
Or so we have heard.
I am presently looking for a bio-scientist or wildlife researcher who speaks Stoatish. Preferably female and good with animals, as the critter in question (mustela erminea) is shy and skittish, and might easily feel threatened. For the same reason, it is probably best that she is not too large. Less than five foot five inches would be ideal.
Keen weasel and ferret-like abilities are a must.
Some burrowing or digging may be required.
An intellectually curious stoat-person.
With unexpected super powers.
I have rabbit recipes!
You may, if you feel so inclined, leave your contact data in the comments form provided at the end of this post.
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