Monday, September 15, 2008

I AM NO LONGER A HOT SEX GAY CAT GIRL VIDEO!

And huzzah to that! For some reason, internet searches for my blog yielded both a hot gay video site, and a manga cat girl pornography site. Both incredibly detailed and content-rich. As well as a page about Dutch protestants, including but not limited to Calvinists, strict Calvinists, very angry Calvinists, and Dutch Calvinists married to Scottish women, farklempt or otherwise, or some such (I didn't stay there very long, so I may be not entirely clear about the content of that site - I do have some standards).



Being no longer listed as a link on pages about hot gay sex or spanking bikini-clad catgirls is a profound cause for celebration!

Not that I object to those people who are searching the internet for hot bottoms or furry spanking accidentally stumbling into my very clean and almost puritanically sex-free blog - heavens no! Their contributions can be staggeringly eloquent! Consider the many comments about panties and wombats that I have received over the past two months - lyrically descriptive of hem-lace, stripes versus patterns, pink-rose-violet versus peach-apricot-saffron. Cotton versus silk. High-waisted, low-waisted, or even barely waisted at all, the merest band of embroidered ribbon connecting front and back. Plus wombats. Such comments penned underneath posts that had naught to do with panties. Or wombats.
I myself have no opinions about panties or wombats, in case you are wondering. I do not wear panties, I have no wombat.

But emmes, the people who really should discover my site on the internet are NOT the panty and wombat fetishists. They have enough destinations on the web already. And we must celebrate their no longer being sent here by the false promises of search engines, or sites with troll-capability but no discrimination.

Thank you for not distracting them from their epic quest.



This site is not about panties.

It is rarely about schoolgirls (including but not limited to megane-ko, neko-mimi, blushing, and nose-bleeds), often about rabbis, and Balkan Sobranie. Plus anger and Dutch things. Basically, Talmud, Torah, the occasional tempting two-dimensional teenager, Treifus gamur, and Tobacco. Please remember that.


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12 comments:

Spiros said...

Once again: this whole post is nothing more than an exercise in Lev baiting, isn't it?

Spiros said...

By the way, would you at all care to direct those of us who don't have to stumble onto your blog to the manga cat-girl pornography site?

Anonymous said...

I AM NO LONGER A HOT SEX GAY CAT GIRL VIDEO!

Damn, does that mean you don't have a sex thing going on any more?

I thought you had some Chinese girl with a set of cat ears hidden in your basement or something.


---Grant patel

Anonymous said...

Ouai mec....mais...

the blog is also a teeny-weeny-ever so gently if you do not mind ...

pro-Chinese

which is fine by me as I tend to that attitude too - I mean remember the Jews in Shanghai...
remember the tailors on Her/His Majesties Ships

but for McCain & Palin it is a bit suspect - smiling warmly on the RED PERIL - so H.B. might also be subject to CIA interest if the DYNAMIC DUO get elected...
oh dear
oh gosh
un malaise pour tous et toutes...

Graham

Anonymous said...

excusez moi...

LES CULOTTES!

Anonymous said...

Mais non! Les PANTIES!


Ooooh, ah, sniff, sniff, aaaaaaaah!


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

Hi Lev,


Panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars, panties, panties, panties, cigars!


Oooo yeah!


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

It's poetry, man, that's what life is all about!

A life-style filled with panties and cigars.

Stained black cocktail dresses feh!


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

Hi Lev.

How's it hanging?


---Grant Panties

Anonymous said...

n wombat a-t-il besoin de la culotte ?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24362822-2862,00.html

Anonymous said...

Mr. Patel-
Stop waving your panties in Lev's face.

Anonymous said...

Okay then, I'll wave them in MY face!

Ooooh yeah!

Should've thought of this earlier.


---Grantpa Pantighast

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