RABBIT, RABBIT; BEAR

He's frustrated. He cannot understand why the girls in this place have such ugly boyfriends. "Goiter, you need to get them to an eye-doctor, stat!" Bucky Beaver has Gigi the little black kitty, Ms. Bruin is seeing the rabbit with the really soft fur, and the she-sheep is in love with the big black spider, Pierpont, who has lovely eyes. Together they do somewhat naughty things when we're not watching. We can hear them giggle.

The turkey vulture believes he, not "that bug", should be the sheep's boy friend. What does a spider have that he doesn't? As the man of this household, I should make it happen.
I should give orders. Put down my foot.
Squash him.

Yeah, no. The status quo is quite fine by me. And the ladies are happy.

I'm somewhat surprised by the bear and the rabbit, though.
Scooter is quite a bit younger than Ms. Bruin, who is a senior roomie.

Shan't make any judgemental comments. Not my place, and not my business.

And the turkey vulture would be wise to follow suit.


Fact is, he's insanely jealous of the other creatures and their relationships, and often acts like a typical adolescent. Late at night we can sometimes hear him raiding the fridge for spaghetti and lasagna.

Like many teenagers he relies on food for the emotional support that so far he has not merited from another animal. And he is, typically, a sexist pig and male chauvenist.

We hope he grows out of it eventually. Matures.
Emulates the rabbit. A gentleman.



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