BLINKING IN THE STRONG SUNLIGHT

So, if I've understood this right, sometime later this year, possibly in September, up to half a million people will "Naruto run" through the Nevada dessert into area 51, where they'll liberate Space Aliens, and accidentally release extraterrestrial viruses that will wipe out mankind.

Of course I had to look up what 'Naruto running' is.
Youtube was very helpful in that regard.

Best case scenario: twisted ankles and dehydration.
Worst case: daemons erupting from a stargate.

Somewhere in between: lots of city folks wandering around lost, with both the vultures and coyotes circling. While Nevada hillbillies take potshots at them from their survivalist bunkers on the ridges.


Wander around faster, I hear banjos!


Better bring lots of chocolate. I read somewhere that girls and rednecks love it when you give them chocolate! It may save your life! By the way, I doubt that anyone of them is named 'Cletus'. That sounds too much like a body part. "They tole me at the clinic that mah cletus wuz infected." "Wha? They didden remove that when you wuz born?" "Dang." Infections of the cletus cause alopecia.

Strong sunlight does things to the body.

You are pouring sweat.

Be quiet, be calm.

Eat some peanuts.

The end of times people and the flat earthers will probably also be there, on the fringes. Along with the Trotskyites that show up at every event. Don't share your chocolate with them, it will only encourage the swine.
And make them more competitive.


疾風傳

There are no hurricanes in Nevada, the series Naruto does not take place in the Great American Outback. Chocolate will melt there, and the wild beasts will turn up their cute little button noses at your dessicated corpses.

Watch out for moray eels and lizards.

Orang utan.




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