IT'S A PERFECT PLACE FOR HIPSTERS

Over the years the intersection of Broadway and Columbus has changed. A popular breakfast spot run by straight-shooting Korean gentlemen is presently a mediocre Burrito joint, the nearby cookie store now sells either shocking lingerie or Italian food to tourists (I am not sure which), the place where the local North Africans watched three world cups has become something else, a croissant bakery is now either a bubble tea lounge or something Japanese, and the Taiwan restaurant became a pizzeria, which closed last week.

How sad. You used to find shitty pizza everywhere! At least TWO places right near City Lights! Now you can't. You will have to live healthier.
Gluten-phobes, rejoice.

Oh, and the Hungry i is no longer open for business either.

No pizza was ever allowed on the premises.



Back in my day, sonny, there would be at least one shooting or stabbing on that three block stretch of Broadway every week. The good old days!



Exploitative titty shows, drugs and gangs, and bad pizza go together.
Whatever will our sailors now do when they visit in October?

My guess is visit yoga studios and drink kale shakes.
Those are the new paradigm.

This blogger, it will come as no surprise to regular readers, fervently sneers at yoga studios and kale shakes. Both of those are far better with bacon.
I would suggest kale and bacon pizza should be made popular, but if that combo doesn't exist yet, it's only a matter of time before someone introduces it. Bacon pizza is available, kale is often added to pizza for health freaks.


I often say that everything tastes better with Sriracha.

But no, man, no.

Just no.




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