In a shocking revelation, Dubai authorities yesterday blamed Israel for engineering both the Haiti earthquake on January 12, as well as the more recent Chilean quake on February 27.
"We have identified at least 26 suspects in the technical squad that travelled to South America on fake identities and forged European and Australian passports to cause the disasters", said chief of police Dahi Khalfan Tamim, referring to the members of an alleged hit team that his office avers was dispatched by Israel's Mossad intelligence agency.
General Tamim added "all of the suspects are presently back in Israel".
At a press-conference yesterday evening, Dubai's deputy police chief, major general Khamis Mattar al-Mazeina asserted that 'the perpetrators caused the earthquakes to mask their crimes'.
"Them Yahoods, they were up to no good!"
And further, "there were no signs of resistance shown by the victims", according to al-Mazeina, "their deaths seemed entirely natural, which proves, conclusively proves, the involvement of the Mossad".
Khamis Mattar al-Mazeina has demanded that the International Police Agency (Interpol) issue arrest warrants for the Jews.
According to the deputy police chief "it is high time that the international community deal with this dastardly and far too clever bunch; I cannot for the life of me understand why you people like them better, they're nothing more than a beta version of the Arabs! So go ahead, f*ck all of them! All sixteen million! Clever pricks!"
Shortly afterwards Khamis Mattar al-Mazeina was dragged off by orderlies, while screaming "video tapes, we have video tapes! We SAW a Jew in South America, dammit, we did!"
Subsequent queries regarding the matter have not been answered.
A diplomat close to the authorities in Dubai did, however, inform us that either maj. gen. Khamis Mattar al-Mazeina, or possibly his immediate superior general Dahi Khalfan Tamim, can authoritatively be quoted as saying "I am the eggman, I am the walrus; goo goo ga choo".
The United Nations is expected to issue a resolution condemning Israel later this week.
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Actually, I just love it when the crazed anti-semites of theworld think that all Jews have super natural abilities. I think that my personal request for super powers is Jedi mind powers.
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"Abdul Aziz Abdullah Al Ghurair, the speaker of the United Arab Emirates Federal National Council said that the causing of earthquakes was a “terrorist act in the territory of two sovereign states.” "
Now, now. This is Dubai's only way of supporting the Palestinians and we mustn't discourage their piety. As for the Europeans -- what civilized people would not be outraged about the use of fake ID to kill a murderer? Morally reprehensible, it is.
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