Strange as it may seem, there are times when I can almost see things from the Islamist perspective.
Almost.
They aren't all nuts. At least, not all the time. Sometimes they make sense and actually have something rational to say.
But then there are things like this:
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/123239
QUOTE:
"In an Iranian publication, the worldwide Harry Potter phenomenon was declared a global Zionist conspiracy....
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Kayhahn, an Iranian publication closely affiliated with the ruling mullahs and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, called the Harry Potter series "a billion-dollar Zionist project." The Potter books were designed by Zionist plotters, according to the Kayhahn editorial, to "disrupt young minds." ."
Dudes, you might as well call literacy and intelligence Zionist conspiracies. Apparently you lot are missing the point of both of those things.
Look, just because it's more readable than either the Quran or the rabid rantings of that depraved old pervert does not mean it's going to disrupt young minds - that's your job. The writings of Khomeini are a good start on that task in any case, but you don't hear us kvetching about it, do you?
[Regarding the Ayatollah Khomeini, the very same thing could be said about him and his heirs as my mother yelled when informed for the so-manieth time that Gandhi had been killed, in the bar on Telegraph Avenue where she was working on her thesis: "If I hear one more word about that dirty old man in a bed sheet, I shall scream!" Just thought you should know. Y'all should have put that sicko down when he returned from France. And hurriedly buried him out behind the midden. Or was that just too intuitive?]
Not everything is a Zionist plot. Heck, not even half of the things you lot call Zionist plots have anything to do with Zionism. Not even a fraction.
[If all the things which are called Zionist plots actually were Zionist plots, the Arab world would no longer exist, the alleged Palestinians would all be running Vodka concessions in Russia and Siberia, and Iran would be a minor agricultural province of India known for occasional tribal violence, incest, and syphilis. Kinda like Kentucky.]
The more you folks keep screaming about Zionist plots, the more likely it is that reasonable people will write y'all off as hopelessly insane, totally irredeemable, and just too much bother to ever deal with.
Are intelligence, perspective, common sense, rational behaviour, sanity, and reflection all just meaningless concepts in your world? Is it the climate? Is the mid-summer heat frying your brains?
Seriously, if you don't want to be treated as a bunch of whackjobs, consider medication. Valium. Or Librium. Heck, use both. It will help.
Oh, and by the way.... This blog is a Zionist plot. Seriously.
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Maybe instead of Valium or Librium they should just try entering the 19th century, along with some of our homegrown Mullahs in places like Kentucky, who regard Harry Potter as some sort of Satanic manifestation, not to mention some of the Ignorami in the Vatican who, instead of dismissing The Da Vinci Code as a poorly written piece of Tripe, chose to regard it as a harbinger of The End Times.
Reigion do seem to breed hysteria, don't it?
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