IMMIGRANTS, JEWS, AND FAGS

Far be it from me to speak ill of the dead; in some cases, that would be giving them more attention than they warrant. That, of course, is the first reaction to news of the death of the reverend Fred W. Phelps Sr. in Kansas yesterday, aged eighty four years old. For most of those years, the reverend was a hatefilled caricature of a creed whose already notorious hatreds made caricatures nearly impossible.


A BAPTIST TO MAKE OTHER BAPTISTS PROUD

The reverend Fred Phelps learned his theology at Bob Jones University, the Prairie Bible Institute, a junior college in Pasadena, and by attending various misguided and absurd revival meetings that catered to the simple people of the deep South, the Oklahoman diaspora, and the periphery of civilization.

While at "college", Phelps gained a fan base preaching against the promiscuity and public fornication of his fellow students.

Remarkably, he started dating while attending the Arizona Bible Institute, and ended up marrying the girl in May 1952.

Per Wikipedia: "In 1954, the East Side Baptist Church in Topeka hired Phelps as an associate pastor, and then promoted him to be the pastor of their new church, Westboro Baptist, which opened in 1955. Soon after Westboro was established, Phelps broke all ties with East Side Baptist."

That declaration of independence must have been a bit of a surprise for the growing East Side Baptists. Normally branch-offices don't go rogue, and Monty Python-like head into uncharted territory, slaughtering black knights, dodging cows, and insulting Frenchmen. Normally churches don't consist entirely of members of one family either, but given the limited genetic mobility in Kansas it probably isn't entirely unheard of.

Fred Phelps gained cult-status the old-fashioned way.


'Spiritual leader of Tea Party dies, no one cares.'


The reverend Fred Waldron Phelps was truly an American original. His unique views on God, theology, salvation, humility, and the certainty and inevitability of hell for all Catholics, Jews, and Homosexuals, as well as his conviction that universities and the military were veritable hotbeds of heresy and sodomy, endeared him to a multitude.

A multitude that normally remains out of sight.

The military is also sodden with shrimp.

God hates shrimp.


GOD'S ANGRY CARETAKERS

A few years ago members of his flock/family came to San Francisco to rile up the locals. It was a small delegation, including a serious looking woman, a mature man of some sort, and two girls with all the fresh-faced sexual allure of hippie chicks during the summer of love, all bright-eyed and pink-faced. Clear of skin and sound of limb.
Unspoiled little bigoted butterflies.
A breath of Kansas.

No one was killed during their two-day visit.

It was extremely educational. Oh boy.

We lament his passing.

Topeka.




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WESTBORO BAPTISTS EN-ROUTE TO CIVILIZATION

A while back I posted about the Westboro Baptist Church visiting certain neighborhoods on the East-Coast. Which was very exciting, and in some ways cleansing.

[http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/09/westboro-baptist-church-planning-anti.html]



NOW IT'S OUR TURN!

The Westboro Baptist Church intends to visit the San Francisco Bay Area next week, and oooooh Nellie! are they steamed.

According to their website, they have a very busy schedule. Over a dozen places that NEED their kind attention, with the sowing of venom and the wheeping and the wailing and the angry vituperating and the gnashing of teeth ........

Should be fun for the entire family.



DATES AND TIMES:
[Lifted (with texts) from the WBC website: god hates fags dot com.]

01/28/2010 12:15 PM - 12:45 PM San Francisco, CA
Contemporary Jewish Museum ...
01/28/2010 1:10 PM - 1:40 PM San Francisco, CA
ADL San Fran style - You liars are leading bros to hell! 720 Market St You got a problem with WBC telling people what the Bible says on the subject of Jesus Christ, the fact that Jews Killed Jesus and that unless they repent of that crime they can NEVER see the Kingdom of Heaven? Too stinking bad. ...
01/28/2010 1:50 PM - 2:20 PM San Francisco, CA
JCC San Fran Style - Jews are Fags Really, 2 True! 3200 California St. WBC will have signs of truth and warning for these rebels who enable sin all around the world! Zionist freaks: It's NOT your land! What did you steal that land for? Give it back! God Hates Thieves! Thou Shalt Not Steal! Thous Shalt Not Kill! Why you tell the fags they're all good? God Hates Fag Enablers. Notice that murders and thieves know they have no moral authority to tell fags they cannot do what they are doing. These modern Jews are like their spiritual forefathers who told the tribe of Benjamin to let Sodomites rule in their land. ...
01/28/2010 3:20 PM - 3:50 PM San Francisco, CA
Lowell High School - SCHMOOZE FOR JEWS? Tell 'em truth! 1101 Eucalyptus Dr. WBC needs to come and show the little brutes what you all have failed to show them - OBEY GOD! ...
01/28/2010 7:20 PM - 8:00 PM San Francisco, CA
Golden Gate Theatre Fiddler on Roof - Your Traditions SUCK! 1 Taylor St WBC has their own little version of the song from this very musical. Traditions! That is what the Lord Jesus Christ focused on, and you know that. ...
01/29/2010 07:25 AM - 07:55 AM Palo Alto, CA
Gunn High School - Two words Kevin Jennings, hollar! 780 Arastradero Rd When you look at the good for nothing youth of California, what do you think? No brains, no truth, no life, no love for their neighbors! Therefore, WBC is determined that each place we go, all the children who you adults have lied to to, get this message: TWO WORDS define Antichrist Obama's "Education Plan", to wit: KEVIN JENNINGS, United States Education Czar. This fag who started GSAs and GLSEN Organizations all across DOOMED america. ...
01/29/2010 08:10 AM - 08:40 AM Palo Alto, CA
Stanford University Hillel - Hillel was pervert & in hell! 565 Mayfield Ave WBC needs to have a few words with these young people because all of the people who ever had any influence over them - LIED! What did you do that for? Why did you lie to those kids. ...
01/29/2010 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM San Francisco, CA
Congregation Beth Israel & Day School - Rabbis Rape Boys! 625/655 Brotherhood Way You pretentious Jews are in BIG trouble, and WBC has the duty - job really - to tell you about it. Once upon a time a Messiah came to this world to redeem the elect children. Although it was in FACT needful for him to die on the cross in order to pay that ransom, that does NOT take the responsibility for His death off of the backs of the Jews. Check it out, you lying hypocrites who pretend you can blame Pilate and the Romans who handed the Lord Jesus over to those brutal, fag Roman officers. ...
01/29/2010 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM San Francisco, CA
Jewish News Weekly of Northern California - God H8s Liars! 225 Bush St., Matthew 23:13 But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in. ...
01/29/2010 11:45 AM - 12:15 AM San Francisco, CA
United States District Court - Justice For NONE, Fag'nablers 450 Golden Gate Ave WBC will enter that cursed land, again, and will step lightly. We are not encumbered with the baggage you all have. ...
01/29/2010 2:10 PM - 2:40 PM San Francisco, CA
Jewish Community High School of the Bay - No Hopes 4 U kids 1835 Ellis St. Listen up, you large group of rebellious BRATS: Obama hates you and will happily slaughter you on the alter of his campaign to become King of the World (do you see him posturing after that Haiti disaster? - forerunner I tell you). ...
01/29/2010 3:00 PM - 3:30 PM San Francisco, CA
George Washington High School - No Jobs For U Kids! 600 32nd Ave. WBC will do our duty to your children and come tell them a few facts, to wit: A) Your parents hate you; B) They and your teachers/instructors have lied to you from a real young age; C) You have no jobs in your future; D) Obama hates you; E) You will eat your babies. ...
01/29/2010 6:50 PM - 7:30 PM San Francisco, CA
The Randall Museum Theatre - Rent - stop lying to each other 199 Museum Way So, you think you can take fire into your belly and not get burned? You uptight white bread brats are putting on a production of Rent, huh? What do you spoiled Richy Rich brats know about having to rent anything? When Obama is done with you idiots, you will really hope you COULD rent something. ...

Source:http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html


My guess is that they won't make even half of their protest-appointments, and that they will loose at least two members to drugs and prostitutes while in San Francisco. Or three, if there are more than ten of them visiting.

If any Westboro Baptists run off to join the circus (or a gay revue), I shan't be a bit surprised - we have that effect on people.

Please note: I did not bother spellchecking this piece before posting it, seeing as over eighty percent of the text here is taken from the Westboro Baptists.
Spellcheck seems rather pointless in some cases, don't you agree?

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By the way - some people have suggested that the very reverend Fred Phelps is actually Satan's younger brother...... and I'll admit that the family resemblance is striking. Still, given that that would mean that unnatural sex between a daemon and rednecked troll could actually yield viable offspring (most of the very reverend Fred Phelps' flock are his 'children' and other blood-kin), I really must smack that rumour firmly down.
In point of fact, there is no Satan, and there are no actual trolls.
There is only Fred Phelps. And that is enough.

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PLANNING ANTI-YID STREET ACTION

As if their hatefilled anti-Gay demonstrations, and repulsive protests at the funerals of soldiers killed in Afghanistan and Iraq weren't enough, the Westboro Baptist Church now intends to holler obscenities at Jews.
This coming Saturday, the inbred kin of pastor Fred Phelps will be bringing profound dishonour to the Christian Religion by holding up signs that say "God hates Jews" outside Congregation Beth Elohim in Brooklyn.


See this post:
http://adamholland.blogspot.com/2009/09/hate-group-to-demonstrate-at-brooklyn.html


Congratulations, mister Phelps, you stand in the company of such luminaries as Torquemada, Pope Pius VII, Martin Luther, Hitler, Stalin, Ahmedinejad, David Duke, and Mahmoud Abbas.


Blogger Adam Holland has promised to post a follow-up to the visit by those wacky Baptists. Please visit his blog (http://adamholland.blogspot.com/) to see what happens next.
I promise you, the most interesting behaviour will not be demonstrated by the members of Congregation Beth Elohim. After all, they are civilized. Which is something that Fred Phelps and his inbred brood manifestly are not.


More of Pastor "I hate everybody" Phelps and his family's zany antics can be read here:
http://adamholland.blogspot.com/2009/09/westboro-baptist-church-protest-rosh.html

From the Daily Oklahoman: "Shirley Phelps-Roper, leader of the Westboro protest, said the church stopped at OU as part of a love campaign across the country ... "

Love campaign?


Harry's Place will probably also cover the event.
http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/09/23/haters-plan-to-demonstrate-outside-brooklyn-synagogue/

I strongly doubt that Harry's Place (or anybody else) will be favourably inclined to these Topekan yutzes.