AWASH IN EXPERTISE

The boys in the backroom, who are convinced that they are always right especially when they disagree with one another, spent the afternoon screaming about the recent peace deal between Trump and the Iranians. When they could have, and really should have, discussed how the Dutch beat Sweden five to one. Which is far more important, and will have greater effect on people's lives.

But they had much expertise. And several different opinions. All of which they vented at leisure and at volume. We are so blessed to have such profoundly knowledgeable and soundly reasoning wise elders sharing their years of experience at top volume not at all resemblinging kvetchy old men losing their marbles and going batty and senile.
Why, several of them sounded quite presidential!

Naturally I am exhausted after that, and wish that I had a cattle prod.

A cattle prod would have been such a useful item this afternoon, and it very likely would have made a few of them sound different. Particularly Jeff, who is a sensitive man. The result of his prolonged vociferating was that when he finally went to the bathroom results were nigh instantaneous, despite his prostate or urethra or whatever, and he didn't spend nearly as long in there as he uually does. Probably because he went when he was almost unable to hold it anymore. Probably came out like a torrent. Whiz bang! Whoosh! Didn't take him ten minutes as usual. I hope he doesn't learn from his, though, because then I'd hear him spewing like a rabid nutball more often.

And I had already heard a loony screaming on the way to work.
So I'd experienced enough mental instability today.
In passing, second hand, observationally.

I myself don't claim to have nearly as much expertise as they do. Consequently I am saner, and easier to get along with. Robert, on his way out, requested that the next time I remind him not to talk politics. But I think he'll remember on his own.


The subcontinental, of course, is incorrigible.
I've asked him many times to not talk politics.
It has had precisely zero effect.


How expensive is a cattle prod? Maybe I can buy one off the internet.



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