FOOT AND MOUTH

My feet hurt enormously after being at work all day. Where I had heard all about gay sex among senile delinquents without intending to. It is not my favourite subject. Also paranoid conspiracy horse pucky. Also not a favourite subject. I would far rather put my ear to the ground and listen to the earthworms.


This evening there were too many people underfoot. So the karaoke bar was out of the question, what with being screamingly loud, and jampacked. Some crazy white woman's intended hook-up with a drunk hunk, which went kablooie, while I was on the last few minutes of my pipe, neither interested nor entertained me.

Apparently she proved too crazy. And though staggeringly blotto, he just wasn't drunk enough.

My role in life is to sometimes be an unwilling witness.

I am essentially a prude; people should be civilized in public. Even if the public is after sundown long after business hours and there is only one witness.

And above all, I should not be able to see a nipple and half plus nearly an entire boob. Warm weather brings out too much the slut in some people. Think of the children! For the love of gob, will no one think of the children?!?

It's been a rich full day. As a means of distracting myself from the energetic gay sex among senile deliquents we discussed sebaceous cysts in great detail, and in the evening over food, pink hair and eighteen boxes of books and a drag show were mentioned. Frat boys came in, were carded, and wandered out again. Tat Yee explained to someone that to learn Chinese he should have a girlfriend. An emergency face mask was proffered. The public bus is of course a rolling Petri dish, but tonight was nearly empty.

In a Chinatown doorway the biggest cat I've ever seen stared out at me.
No, it wasn't a mountain lion. Maybe a mutant.
A baleful entity.




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