IT IS TIME TO DANCE

It appears that our allies won't come to our aid in the war that we and Israel started. Their attitude seems to be that we began it, we broke it, we can jolly well deal with it. This thing which is not a war and which we won. The only countries benefitting from it are the United States, Israel, Russia, and Saudi Arabia. In a diplomatic communication, various other nations have politely to us to geh und urinier nach oben an einem seil.
Which is a foreign way of saying "we don't think so, dude".

In another development, the gubmint has firmly let it be known that reporting facts in any way about the immensely successful total defeat of the Persians, which is complete, and ongoing, and imminent, and Jesus-guaranteed, and only heathens and idolators think otherwise, is inimical to the excursionary effort and will harm our troops who are not fighting a war.

Reporting in any way at all about the non-complete surrender of Iran is woke and DEI. Please be silent until we say you can talk.
Verstehst du?


Thousands of buxom Israeli and Saudi virgins stand cheering our victorious Christian troops with red, white, and blue pom poms as they boldly stride through the streets of Hormuz very manful and glorious as all-American warfighters waving crusader banners. Bibi Netanyahu drinks coffee to celebrate. There are horses everywhere and John Wayne rides into the sunset. The paynim have been swayed.

There are laurels all around. And shiny gold peace prizes.
Alabama and Mississippi erupt in joyous song.
Praise and adulation.


Basically, it's all about breasts and dicks.
The United States has the biggest.
Feel it in your guts.


Far be it from me to say anything negative about this war which is not a war, not officially, and in no way demonstrates that we have insane people at the helm who might be desperate to show off their manlihood and distract from the Epstein files or rising prices or the Epstein files or RFK being a total dingbat or the Epstein files or the increasingly clear bigotry and racism of the Republican Party or the Epstein files or Tommy Tuperville being too stupid to tie his own shoes or the Epstein files or the continuing grift and corruption of the most Christian government this country has ever had or the Epstein files or Pam Bondi's Justice Department being a revenge tool for an orange blobbo wearing incontinence pants and spewing bile late at night when his drugs wear off or the Epstein files and the imperial gift of illfitting shoes.
Or the Epstein files.

No sir. Shan't say a word.
Warfighters. Far.
Victory!



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