RESTORE BALANCE TO THE UNIVERSE

Jeff was sputtering on about Liugi Mangione. I should have told him the country would be a lot better off if people like Brian Thompson had a more realistic fear of being whacked. Jeff, of course, is a typical hypocrite and a Republican, who just wishes the less fortunate would suck it up without protest. He's comfortable, so why would anyone want to upset the apple cart and burn things down. Don't worry, be happy, and please shut up all you little people.

If he survives, ten years from now he'll be quite senile and sitting in a corner drooling and sputtering to himself. His wife will have left him by then, and he'll probably have no friends because the bald pervert will have died of apoplexy and one or two others will have passed from preventable diseases.

As you can tell, I foresee a bright future for him.
If he doesn't get shot.

I lost all respect for him quite a while back. So did his former spouse. I guess she had finally had it with his repulsive conservative tendencies. She must have been a very tolerant woman, probably a saint.

He is, by the way, a cigar smoker.

As a pipesmoker I suppose I should be kind to him and his friends. But lordy, I am not that way inclined. I want most of them to come to a bad end, but not in a health-hazard way, so that no one else gets infected or polluted.

By the way, it is never too early to plan an impressive funeral.
Naturally I am planning several.


They'll be happy events.



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