MOST FRIGHTENING FOOD ON THE PLANET!

A zesty portion of heart-attack held in your hand, and brought to your trembling mouth with brisk decisivity! That being the double sausage hamburger served by McDonalds in Peking.

Two German suasgaes, sugaseggs, sugeswags, ssusu us ages, suwags, SAUSAGES, on top of a plural helping of Ronald, with mustard.
It's yummaliciously bad goooooooood.
I don't want it.


Bon appétit!

MC DONALD'S TV AD FOR SAUSAGE DOUBLE BEEF


[Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDvEW5ZWgAo.]

I am frightened (terrified) and intrigued.

My dreams are now haunted by levitating lower-intestine-shaped aliens gamboling with procreative lust through the brown-coloured haze above Peking, before landing on a comforting bed of warm industrial packing material.

Then being brutally killed by two Chinese dudes.

It's true: the Chinese will eat anything.

Even alien porn-stars.

It's juicy.


The youtube user who placed the video is BJCream, that being apparently a collection of writers living in China who write a blog detailing matters of great import. Weighty matters. Important things. Stuff you really need to read.

The website of I-CAN-HAZ-CHIZBURGER may be unavailable in China. Possibly because the coded messages embedded in the icky pictures will rot your brain. This is the sane man's (or sane woman's) alternative.
Beijing Cream is better for you.


It's digestible, and lubricates the arteries.



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