Thursday, June 26, 2008

DISROBING FOR THE CAMERA

In the comment string on a Dovbearian posting, commenter and chaveir Bray (the Bray of Fundie, aka Chaim G.) said something that made me think of him naked.

Consequently, it is with considerable pleasure that I boast of having tracked down a video of him in his birthday suit, in his home environment to boot.

Dare I keep it from you, my loyal readers?
Of course not!
Chasvesholom and shomayim forefend.


See this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
And don't worry, it is completely work safe. I guarantee.


Further, let me quote from the wikipedia article about him:
"The Bray is among the fiercest hunters in its range, with prey including earthworms, termites, scorpions, porcupines, hares, and even larger prey such as tortoises, crocodiles up to one metre in size, and snakes, including pythons and other venomous species. Its ferocious reputation extends to attacks on creatures much larger than itself.
Bray is also very intelligent
[cut] (and) capable of using tools. In the 1997 documentary series Land of the Tiger, Bray was caught on film making use of a log to reach a kingfisher fledgling stuck up in the roots coming from the ceiling in an underground cave."
This, of course, explains why Bray is a frequent visitor of the bear. Whose blog is here: http://dovbear.blogspot.com/


In other news, sheitels may cause crime - the theory is that the bad karma of the crackwhore wot shore her locks for drugmoney causes the wearer of the wig to commit welfare fraud or otherwise lose her moral bearings. Kinda like pornography and other temptations of the frei world corrupting the mind. I am crusading against wigs for this reason, and suggesting that you wear clogs and baggy pants instead. Really. It's all made clear in the comment string on Dovbear.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

And how can I, your loyal reader, withhold from you this priceless tribute to the Bray:
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/


Melodious. And tootling.

Tzipporah said...

ok, that was just weird.

Anonymous said...

He's harier than I would've imagined.


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

But nevertheless, extremely handsome. Fine set of chompers.


---Grant Patel

Spiros said...

And dig the nails.

Anonymous said...

Truly, a handsome Brock.


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

What compleat perversion. Do not show hairy things like that without warning your readers. I gagged on my dansak.

The back of the hill said...

Well, more fool you for eating while watching a hairy thing. Hairy things require my complete and undivided attention.

Who made the dhansak?

The Bray of Fundie said...

A flattering tribute indeed. I especially liked the parts about the strong back (usually indicative if a weak mind) and the penchant to go right on engaging in manifestly self-destructive behaviors.

Mr. Brock said...

Here's a wonderfully demented version of the badger badger badger song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlaHSOUvq8M.

Enjoy.

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