DUTCH THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA DANCE

After seeing several videos of Dutch soccer supporters energetically doing the van links naar rechts song/dance I realized that while I support the Netherlands soccer team such extrovert mob behaviour is quite beyond me. Mostly because I've been on my feet all day, and my legs feel like they've already been lived in. So doing what my fellow Dutch-speakers are rapidly becoming known for is out of the question.

I don't dance, don't make me, I snarl and am rabid.

The other idea I came up with is that the entire World Cup competition is absolutely pointless. Everybody can go home, just declare Team Orange the champions, and stop wasting eveybody's time, okay?


I mean, it is rather darling when the rest of you try to 'soccer', but really, no one wants to watch y'all being pathetic. You all are nasty and short, and rather silly and boring.
Why bother competing if you're so bad at it? Aren't you embarassed?
If I were the rest of the world I would blush.
Really, just give up.

So today, against my worst judgement, I did not watch the game. As I understand it both teams gave a credible performance, despite a lack of esthetic heterogeneity.
The Japanese fans all had black hair, the Dutch fans all wore orange.
And they were all rather well behaved.


Kudos all round.



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