There are balls, and considerable distortion. This was a comment about a sportsgame which I may have misheard because sports bore the living crap out of me but the phrase stuck in my head as being as good a description of current politics as any. I mean, really, what else can you say about our secretary of war, plus little Marco, and the orange poo-bag? Well, other than dragging the word 'infandous' out of storage?
"There are balls, and considerable distortion."
Our dearly despised president claims that the world now respects the United States as never before, but if you read the foreign press, especially in their own languages (which I do), the impression is that the world regards us as the big bawling spoiled brat breaking everything in the room while soiling its diapers. So the phrase "there are balls and considerable distortion" would be a diplomatic way of saying something far less polite. When this is all over, we'll have to fiercely kick several people in the back-ends before sending them to jail.
Naturally, I have a list. An exceedingly long list.
I'm also thinking firing squads.
It will be lovely.
An accounting eventually, with executive repercussions, will be one way we can regain some of our standing in the world. Maybe civil war, or French Revolution style executions of huge numbers of our elites. Tumbrels, guillotines, head baskets, and happily cheering masses.
Disembodied republicans, preachers, and southerners.
Oops, did I just say that?
Aloud?
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