DO BE A STRANGER, HEAR?

A hairy bearded man in a lovely skirt. A striped skirt. Because if he has a tartan number, he left it at home. He and a redneck-looking white trash dude were involved in an altercation, visible and audible from where I got off the bus. See, this is why I don't like people visiting the city. They leave their good taste at home and flaunt their severely bent personalities here.

Also, it's our city. So don't. Thank you.

Have you considered visiting North Carolina instead? As I understand it, North Carolina is infinitely better, much closer to where you live, with cheaper food and lodging, and no crazy people or drug addicts. Why, it's what America was supposed to be! June Cleaver and Homer Simpson rolled into one! A slice of good old fashioned America!
Entirely without foreigners! You're going to totally love it.
Absolutely no one there flounces!


Today I got to listen to the old bastards in the backroom rant about how there are actual Nazis in the Democratic Party and how Trump's peace deal is the greatest thing ever.
They got a bit loud. Even the chap from Texas was surprised.
Normally nothing flaps him.

Usually, on the first day of my work week, I have a yummy slice of rather lousy convenience store pizza for lunch. Today I didn't. But given how miserable that sandwich was, I think I will do that tomorrow. When you add Sriracha it becomes a feast.

Not a surprise, but I am quite a fan of bad pizza. I think I should bring in my own can of pineapple chunks to make it properly exotic. Something redolent of foreign climes.
Like, as just a hypothetical, the East Coast of Canada.
Where it was invented by a Greek.
Truly international.


The reason why the illustration does not look "Hawaiian" is because I haven't bought any canned pinapple yet. But I will. Soon. That's not a threat.



"I have a pineapple. I have a pizza. And I stand behind this delicious Southwestern Ontario creation."
------Justin Trudeau


I do like me some "cosmopolitan" sliced grease.
It's yummy. Oh my goodness yes.
Famous statesmen like it.
Justing Trudeau!



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