THE MULLAHS ARE ALL GREEN

There is, according to well-placed Republican obsequiants, substantial evidence the radical left wing foreign militants and Iranian operatives are sabotaging the reflecting pool that our ancestors fought for. It is all a deviant plot. And consequently anybody in Washington who mentions algae will be arrested and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. They'll see to that. If they have to call every Democrat politician in Texas a gender-bending gay heretic, dammit all, they will make sure of it.

For Netanyahu and Trump. As our founders intended.
All hail the mighty baco-cheeseburger!

American flag green.

'Murica!


Many Fox Broadcasting pundits agree. Personally, they hate pea soup. It traumatized them as children when their idolatrous lesbian step mothers forced them to consume buckets of it every day so that they would grow up big and strong, and become star football players who would lift the entire family out of the poverty to which intellectual mediocrity and a complete lack of any talent had consigned them. It was so unfair!

There is NOTHING green about America, trust me. We are, despite the polls, fake news, and leftist masonic conspiracies, a red country. Fire, brimstone, and bloodshed red. Not a single drop of green blood was ever shed here. No celadon hues, shades of jade, or veridian. Why, we can't even pronounce those words. Only vibrant rusty red. Our favourite planet is Mars.

Is our national bird green? No? I didn't think so!

Green is a commie colour.




First pipe of the day , smoked wandering at the top edges of Nob Hill, was rather delightful. It was starting to warm up a bit outside, despite the fog which lingered. The day promises to be cool and pleasant, mostly cloudy. Perfect Summer weather.

Aged Virginias, from a tin bought years ago.
In a bent Dunhill billiard, patent era.
Shape 56. Smooth finish.



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