SMELL THAT, SON? PETROL!

Apparently unleashing an economic crisis on the country wasn't enough, now the pedophile adderall addict has sent the gestapo into Los Angeles. And, as usual, the Republicans plus the media are cheering it on. It will be interesting to see what everyone's least favourite batshit billionaire apartheid-baby says about this. Oh, the entertainment is endless!

And we'll finally find out how combustible government issue body armour is.

These are interesting times.

You know, I've always been intellectually inquisitive.

During the height of the BLM protests members of the LA Police Department were filmed shooting a wheelchair-bound homeless man with rubber bullets from relatively close range so many times he lost consciousness. So I wonder what they'll do when faced with crowds of able-bodied angry people. My guess is that they'll probably be on video beating a legless veteran with rubber truncheons till he has no teeth left. Which will be another victory for America's rightwing Christians, because, well, you know. Freedom! Jesus!

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Trump's birthday parade should be very exciting. Flags, bunting, confetti, and candies for all the thousands of little blonde kiddies. All true Americans are looking forward to this, oh it will be so festive, hot dog sellers in the crowd, balloons, and jugglers! Mimes!

Yes, finally we have a president who embodies our aspirations, our hopes, and our dreams! A man who struggled his way upward and out of the gutter, and got an education that prepared him for success as an astronaut, brain surgeon, and entrepreneur, plus movie and television star AND sex idol the girls love. Arkansas and Oklahoma never had it so good!

Just ask him! He'll tell you.

With plentiful cheap gasoline, everything is possible.
Free airplanes! Gold toilets
Endless golf!



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