HELL IN HANDBASKETS

It was inevitable that Israel would hit Iran. Bibi was just waiting for the right moment. With the United States headed by a pack of dunces, we couldn't be relied on for support or decisive action, which also meant that we wouldn't have done anything to hinder Iran. Our president doesn't want war, and isn't interested in doing anything international where his chuckleheaded administration would end up looking even more foolish.

Peace in the Ukraine? Has not happened.
Pacification of Gaza? Not a chance.
International trade? A mess.
Adulation? Hmmph!

Instead, we have a gold-plated airplane we're going to have to de-bug and rebuild before we can use it for anything other than hauling dung. Plus, predictably, riots, leaks, and scandals.

Our Secretary of State has made crystal clear that the United States doesn't have anything to do with this, we never thought they'd go through with it, we're as suprised as you are.


Plus we've got Florida. That's always a liability.

It's where repression, illiteracy, mass senility, and syphilis intersect.
Home of bluster, hubris, and vulgarity. And cheating at golf.

If the reptiles ever gain the upper hand, it will be there.
They'll hijack the pick-up trucks and golfcourses.
Permanently change fast food menus too.
Make everything chicken.
All raw.


Florida.



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