NO HOPE FOR LOUISIANA

Forget Florida, man, Louisiana has it all. Crazy goombas, idiots, opportunistic politicians, paranoiacs, conspiracy theory nuts, drunks and syphilitics. Recently the Louisiana house overwhelmingly voted to ban chemtrails and chemicals in the air above the state.
They're upset about all kinds of things down there.

The field I'm in had a trade fair down in New Orleans about two months ago. During which, as you would expect, massive amounts of chemicals were in the air over the place where it was held. And chemical substances were both consumed and wastefully disposed of.

The major problem with chemicals in Louisiana, as everyone knows, is that those are in the food down there. Bugs and lizards ingest them, they're consumed by rats and other larger vermin, the snakes then hunt down those animals, and soon even larger animals -- mad cows, skunks, and feral pigs eat those -- and before you know it the chemicals are concentrated in the possums, nutria, and aligators, that the residents eat.

Boiled possum, sweet potatoes, and grits. In theory delicious.
Probably goes great with McIlhenny's Tabasco.
Washed down with Bud Light.
Or Abita.

Pray for Louisiana. They're addled.

It ain't just the mosquito-born diseases and the rabies.

There are unsubstantiated rumours that human spongiform encephalitis is cropping up in some of their swamp villages and trailer-park suburbs, especially near fast food courts, but that can probably be entirely discounted. It's not quite George Romero country yet.
More like Waiting For Guffman mixed with Deliverance.
Paddle faster, Cletus, I hear accordions.



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