NO VOLCANOES IN BREVARD COUNTY

Well, that was predictable. The boys in the back were more repulsive than ever, sneering and whining about the libs. The pornomaster spewed lies and wild theories, the retired judicial chappie came in gibbering angry nonsense and went to the batheroom twice, the evil goblin mutant ranted angrily at the subcontinental, and as for the naturalized citizen, he swore that there would be no more elections ever. So, given that dyspepsia dominated their socializing, I had a fine time. They didn't bother watching the parade but cleared out in record time within minutes of each other. No fuss. No bother. Just disappointment and departure.

Probably to go home and wank while watching Fox News.
As their type is very likely to do.

Fill their Depends.
So to speak.

Please don't picture any of this. Instead just imagine Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey, who has a history of corruption and racial profiling, crying quietly into his grits at the dilapidated greasy spoon diner near the jail, because there was no one to kill graveyard dead.
Maybe there is nothing to live for. In Brevard County.
Life is, basically, pointless. In Brevard County.
Woe, despair, angst. In Brevard County.
Greasy grits. In Brevard County.
Sad. In Brevard County.


Perhaps it's time for some of those losers in Florida (Brevard County) to call up the caveman sex hotline for a good time. Some fevered fetish fantasy involving dogs and chaingangs.

It's a pity that Florida is so flat. No mountains. No volcanoes into which to toss their virgins, literate folks, and other freaks. Because, you know, they really want to. In Brevard County.

Well gosh darn it all, they're worse than all of Texas there.


I've been told that Sheriff Wayne Ivey is drowning out his sorrow by obsessively watching chaingang porn. I've never heard of that. Must be a Florida thing.


Pretty much a nastier version of Placer County.



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