A BIG BALL OF FIRE

In another victory for Elon Musk, his giant phallus in the Texas dessert blew up. Proving that America's favourite apartheid neo-nazi still has something. Reports are that Pedo Donny is jealous, because it took all the attention away from him, and unleashed an outpouring of weeping sympathy from all the Maganuts. Oh, the humanity!

They had no such sympathy at all when he had the worst parade ever.

It looks like Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin still throw far better stomping jackboot parties than Donny Depends. Hands down, no contest. They are masters of the art. Sad.

And Elon's exploding male package was HUUGE!
It was probably the best rocket explosion ever.
Especially in a week of tiny hand parades.

Yeah, initially I was rather disappointed that the chuckleheads in the backroom didn't watch that stupid parade last Saturday, now I'm glad, because it would have been intensely dull.
Far more so than the golf they had on, or watching paint dry.

When rightwingers get bored they start talking.
That's never a good idea.

Gee Donny, don't you wish your rocket could explode like that? People would talk about it for days. Instead of that sadly ridiculous parade. And the HUUGE numbers of people who had something better to do than attend, or watch, or throw bags of faeces.

That parade was pathetic. You know that, right?
But man oh man, that explosion!
HUUGE!



We can understand why you left the G7 meeting early. They probably couldn't stop talking about your silly little parade. Or making jokes about it. And who could blame them?

Sacré bleu, as-tu déjà vu quelque chose d'aussi extrêmement ridicule?




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