A friend in Israel is pleased that with everything else looking wrinkled, dessicated, antique, wrecked, and like clapped-out old fossil, at least his calves are reasonably presentable (according to him), so he'll be wearing shorts for a while.
Well, more power to him.
I've seen old man calves.
So I shall neither follow suit nor render judgement.
Weapon Of Mass Destruction? Maybe. I'm not there. I'll leave it to his neighbors. If they wish to do an intervention, that's entirely up to them.
This is gay pride month, despite what our current government thinks, and showing off your attributes is part of any pride parade, even if it's only one person marching to his own drum.
By the way: in a pinch hummus can be used as a sun screen.
Apply it liberally for top appetizing effect.
Your kinfolk will thank you.
Please imagine hairy legs slathered in goo.
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1 comment:
Hairy man calf is a pretty common sight in the backwoods of the Negev (or not so backwoods - Beersheba has both a university and a prestigious hospital, not to mention a light opera society, a pride festival, and a fringe theater). Hummus on them? Not so much. I guess that's saved for the bedroom. YKIOK.
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