Also, the correct response to any Indian call centre drooge trying to sell you on some medical insurance or medicare part B scam is "我冇興趣,你都係個白痴。It is polite, it is to the point, and it tells them effectively that their telephoning you is irritating, their lives are meaningless and empty, and if someone drops cyanide into their cup of masala chai, oh well and la la la.
Or rat poison (滅鼠劑 'mit syü jai').
Think of it as a Christmas present.
I am resolved to be a radiant beacon of light and good cheer till after January 1st., at least, quite like I have been up till now, only much more so.
Delay, deny, defend, and depose.
It's the Christian thing to do.
ACADEMIC PAINTING EXCERCISE: SKY AT DAWN
Massive doses of 4-hydroxycoumarin, 4-thiochromenone and 1,3-indandione anticoagulants cause damage to blood vessels (capillaries), causing internal bleeding. Effects are gradual, developing over several days. Finally the exhausted rodent or whoever collapses due to haemorrhagic shock and severe anaemia.
For a faster effect, zinc phosphide (2%) in fried garlicky snacks.
I am grateful to the department of defense and the public service sector for this knowledge.
Keep the faith and pass the basket of pakoras.
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