Friday, February 03, 2023

A NATION OF TRUE BELIEVERS

After reading the news this morning I have come to the conclusion that the reason why the rest of the country is insane, unlike San Francisco, is too much Christianity, highly refined sugar, and cocaine. Plus Tucker Carlson. You're all gullible consumers of junkfood, drugs, and bullshit.

So the sooner you self-destruct, the better.
The world will benefit from it.

My friend Jonathan in the West Bank, who lives in a bubble, seems to still have faith in y'all, but he clearly doesn't bother paying attention, instead devoting himself to fingering his guitar like Jerry Garcia and smoking so much weed his socail media posts are pink. Rose coloured spectacles.

Because I abstain entirely from marijuana I am not fooled.
All of you dress funny, smell bad, and eat too much.
Especially Texas.

Filled with batshit lardblobs. Overweight, and voting for Ted Cruz and Louie Gomert. Quite irredeemable. President Kim should nuke the place.


For the record, these are shithole states: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Marin and Oakland are pretty bad too.
And the South Bay is a pit.
Dammitall.




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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

San Francisco is a pit too but one does need to venture forth from their respective neighborhoods to see the urban decay and its rippling effects on the city at large. A few hoods have retained their character over time, like Chinatown, the Mission (for as long as I can remember, it’s always been the way it is now, but its restaurants/bars, IMO, are worth venturing there), and one of my favorites, the Inner Richmond. There are others I am sure but like many former and current San Franciscans, I am biased and tend to only visit the areas I know or like best.

However, the TL is just awful and the crime from that pit has spilled over into nicer areas. Marina residents in 2021 found themselves impacted by homeless criminals so much that they hired private security to patrol. The same wealthy white democrats who support poor city leadership found themselves the recipients of bad urban policy. Oops.

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