THE HONOURABLE TURD FROM MISSISSIPPI

You know I like to do unflattering portraits of public figures, but in the case of the fellow below, reality is horrible enough that it would be pointless.

And goddammit, it's getting to the point where whenever I hear an 'elsewhere in America' accent', I want to grab a baseball bat. What IS it with those people?!?!

For the record, these are all shithole states: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.


Senator Joel Carter Jr. was born in Jackson, Mississippi.
He is, as you would expect, a Christian.


Not all tourists from elsewhere in America should be fiercely clubbed to death like baby harp seals. Some of them are actually nice people. Not many, but you would not want to whack someone who didn't deserve it, would you?



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