Thursday, March 03, 2022

THIS POST DEDICATED TO THE FOX DEMOGRAPHIC

Sometimes you wake up with a foul taste in your mouth, that tells you that you really shouldn't have given a blowjob to a zombie or a fundamentalist Christian the night before while doing mescaline and highly caffeinated smart beverages. Well, okay, that's not my experience, but you know what I mean. I suspect that very many people in the red states have that feeling now. It's a gradual experience. They're starting to slowly have existential angst, and a sinking suspicion that they were quite stupid five years ago.

They can't quite put their finger on it.

What was it again?
Oh yeah, they had an election. Lost their funding for schools and medical facilities, had to start eating canned petfood, then a pandemic washed over them, and their environmental pollution and degradation increased leading to higher rates of cancer and breathing difficulties.
More lead in the water. Toxic landfills. The local Wammart closed.
Rotating job openings at convenience stores.
No more taco bowls.

Also: the preacher had an affair and syphoned the church bank account, someone shot up the local mall, and several of the neighbors got arrested for domestic violence and making threats to local officials. Remember the lice outbreak at the highschool? Must'a bin the libs!

In trailer parks and retirement homes all across the country, people want the damned kids off their lawns, black people to stay in their ghettoes, and all them furriners to go back to Mesko. Their candidate promised them! It's only because of pesky reality that it didn't happen.

And the Ukranians, the Ukranians sabotaged everything!


But Boebert, MTG, and Qanon will save the day.

No more vaxxing, no more voting.

We gotsa convoy!



Yeah okay, I'm thinking Idaho, Mississipi, and Montana here. But it might be any of the shithole states: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming. Plus Los Angeles, Orange County, Philadelphia, San Diego, and Eastern Oregon.



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