SHAPED LIKE AN EGG PLANT

When you think of turkey vultures, quite naturally you think of feeding. Fresh corpses, carrion, cadavers. What you might not think about are tofu, chicken wings, vegetables, and ice cream.

I have it on GOOD authority that the tofu peoples, cluck things, Irish, and Dairy Goos all taste delicious. As do tangy Americans (oranges), tubular Americans (sausages), and egg peoples.

He may have tunnel vision of sorts.
But he's extremely well fed.
Pudgy, even.


Let's hope he never finds out about junkfood, or he'll end up like a typical American kid. Out of shape, overweight, heading into glandular imbalance and juvenile diabetes.

I did not discover junkfood until I returned to the States.


It's the dominant ethnic cuisine here.

Exotic, and delicious.




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