Thursday, June 04, 2020

IT'S THE ARMOUR OF GOB!

The big question this morning is "why is she watching a bra-fomercial?" The thing those ladies are talking about isn't her style or size, and her posture is fine. Twenty minutes about the bra to end all bras if you are severely overweight and need some serious medical attention.
In which case, the bra is the least of your problems.

It's better engineering, with flying buttresses, now fully armoured.
Bounces off bullets!

Plus it has a handy pocket for your cell phone.


Given that my cell phone stays at home, as the replacement home phone because the land line was so crackly that I gave it up in disgust, I will not need that bra.


As a male person, bras aren't part of the programme anyway, because unlike ex health-freaks I have no male sag or man boobs.


The bra and athletic cup combo is not a good look.


I'm telling you this for your own good.



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