There were two sporting events on the television at work yesterday. That means four teams, of whom I know nothing, and two victories presumably, that I could not answer any questions about. Football, I believe.
I'm fairly certain the Super Bowl is in two weeks.
Only because of scheduling details.
If I were forced to watch televised sports I would likely fall asleep. Or run out screaming. The only part of yesterday's broadcast I noticed was the commercial for something I misread as "Turbo Laxative".
Which I am sure was wrong.
Still. There really ought to be such a product.
It would make this American life so much more interesting for witnesses.
Sports fans would not have to miss a second of the game.
Or ever dial a friend for a play by play.
Use Turbo Laxative.
Be happy.
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