Wednesday, August 20, 2014

MEN WITH GLASSES

According to a recent survey, men who wear spectacles are obscenely hot. Which is good news. Yet I don't know how I feel about that.

I suppose I'll have to fight off women with a stick.

"No no, little female person", I shall say, "I am entirely unsuitable!"


The survey said nothing about Vandyke beards and pipe smoking. That has to have been an oversight. I'm guessing that they will issue a correction in the fullness of time. Glasses, Vandyke beards, pipes; a natural trinity.
Debonair, suave, and mucho macho.


Surely I'm not the only one who thinks so?



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2 comments:

myopically amphibious said...

Wow. I've been wearing specs for 20 years now; I can only imagine how much less action I'd be getting without them.

The back of the hill said...

Dude, you must be rolling in it!

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