Wednesday, November 07, 2012

NOTES ON THE ELECTION

Always carry spare socks. This is the considered opinion of our head of product development, pursuant last night’s debacle, for the slope-browed retrogrades upset over the election.

Who probably don’t wear socks, because those things are new-fangled and way too complicated.

I am still waiting for Karl Rove’s concession speech.
As well as Donald Trump’s.


FAT HEADS

Several "journalists" from overseas consider us all fools and utterly evil. Again.
Folks, if you do not live in the United States, perhaps you should just shut the 'F' up about our affairs?
We really do not care what you think.

I note, by the way, that several of the slope-browed retrogrades are determined to foment revolution and subvert the government, now that their candidate has been blown out of the water.
You can probably blame FOX news for their insanity.
Watching FOX kills brain cells.


Final comment: if electoral votes were assigned according to junk food ratios, we'd now have a Mormon president.



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