This post is a gratuitous exercise; I am trying to see precisely how many comments linking to vendors of questionable literature or rubber devices will show up underneath.
To that end, the text of this post will consist largely of 'words of enticement'.
If you are a fresh-faced yeshiva bocher, or a sweet little Catholic School girl, this post is not for you - it may excite you too much, and corrupt your darling innocence. Please do not read it, go away now or scroll to a different post before it's too late. You have been warned, and your parents are very concerned about you.
[If it already is too late, feel free to vent in the comment-section. Was it good? Do you feel guilty? Was an electronic device involved? A colourful wig? Go ahead, tell us all about it, and get whacky with the adjectives. Extra brownie points for using all of the terms below.]
SEX WORDS
Porn. Pr0n. Prawn. Straps. Sportscar. Breast. Beast. Sheep. Rear. Manga. Anime. Life-like rubber. Flesh-coloured. Chocolate. Abdomen. Bottom. Thigh. Belly button. Peach. Feet. Virgin. Whiskey. Bondage. Teen. Glistening skin. Tarpaulin. Hair. Cat ears.
DESCRIPTIVES
Curve. Smooth. Warm. Velvety. Hairless. Angular. Tense. Fragrant. Deflated. Taut. Sweaty. Smile. Panic. Underside. Stroke. Pointy. Pert. Silken. Hot. Feline. Energetic. Hungry. Glowing. Excited. Nude. Teenaged. Cow-girl. Cossack slut. Tokyo schoolgirls.
WEIRD JAPANESE FETISHES
Yaoi. Yuri. Guro. Loli. Shota. Furu. Hentai. Echi. CG. Dildo festivals. Mah jong. Moe. Rotten girls. Cosplay. Fuigyua. Furi. Dead frogs. Free lesbian porn videos. Incest. Feet. Straps. Koreans. Blushing. Seifuku. Glasses. Skirts. Blue hair. Ribbons. Pantsu.
I suppose this is probably not the right time to describe one of my current favourite manga, is it? It's all about this bespectacled high-school girl, besotted with gay-romance cartoons, who thinks that the two handsome boys in her class are actually an item - she imagines them as the perfect young romantic gay couple. Much to their distress, as they themselves are both quite taken with her. Oh, the heartache! Oh, the amusing situations all of them get into! There is male chest nudity (an art class), female thigh nudity (due to the limitations of the typical Japanese high school uniform, AND because of a bath which our heroine takes near the end of volume one - one of the heroes gets to save her from a giant tropical cockroach, her wet hair drips on his hands, then both of them blush). It's all very nice, the drawings are quite innocent.... But I better not go into that; you're already far too wound up. You might not be able to sleep tonight. Sorry.
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Trawling, I rather think.
With all the naughty, naughty words you list, you know what's going to get you the most hits from people googling for porn? "Sweet little Catholic School girl". Not sure about "fresh-faced yeshiva bocher", but who knows?
Sweet little Catholic School Girls are the very definition of perversion. As our host would put it, "delicious and squeezably soft".
Mmmmmmm. Skirts.
You forgot hard throbbing rigid erupting (like a gas pump) versus soft warm wet dark pulsating (like the maw of a moray eel).
Also plump juicy shiny pendulous sweet (like a drupe or other ripe fruit fragrant and pearled with dew).
I'm sorry, you are not a practiced pervert. You do not rate penis vagina scrotum clitoris labia belly pudendum buttocks. No cake for you.
I do not agree. She needs to see this:
http://japanesebeauties.net/japanese-beauties-movie-VII/
Be ready for some serios heat.
It took me a while to find out that "prawn" means - 'nice legs - shame about the boatrace'
h.B forgot
Tokyo Decadence
IDF babes
omigosh!
Somethings I posted about porn and rape trauma showed up on a porn aggregator over a year ago. Nothing you can do about it - the damn bots just look for words and aren't able to evaluate content.
Truly sick but out of our control.
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