IT WASN'T THE GARDEN GNOME!

At least, that seems to be the general understanding now. Though last night it was a different matter. Both Perry and Libby seemed convinced that the "poisonous little midget" had spilled the beans and posted it on internet.

[This refers to the notice trolling for anti-Zionist Jews willing to get arrested for breaking and entering that was posted by Jim Harris yesterday on IndyBay.]


The JAZAL (Jewish Anti-Zionist Activist Lesbians) seem fairly certain that it couldn't have been Jim himself, because he tends to waffle on so - this notice was short and to the point. Some of Jimmie's more anti-Israel writings tend to be manifestoes of inordinate length, and he can't help boasting about them.

Besides, while Jim has connections with almost all of the local hate groups (ALAWDA, JVP, WIB, ISM, ANSWER), and seems happy to jump into the organizational sack with almost any anti-Semite there is, he isn't known for original thinking, and no one tells him anything. At least, that's the considered input of Kate. She also has a low opinion of Jim. And that may affect her assessment of the poor man.


So, Jimmyboy, you're off the hook. Not entirely in the white, and you might want to keep a set of eyes in the back of your head from what I hear, but you're no longer at the top of the list. This at least according to "the other Penny". Who thinks you look like a garden gnome. I don't think she likes garden gnomes, by the way. Count your blessings you don't look like a flamingo.


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PS. Yes, I know it looks like I know way too many lesbians. And maybe I do. But not all of them are psychos. Not even the majority. Most of them are absolutely normal.

PS. no. II: Jim, we still don't know what those bitches are planning, so if you hear anything else do PLEASE let us know. We're dying to find out.