THE BLOCKADE

After demanding that Iran stop blockading the Straight of Hormuz, the United States has decided to retaliate by blockading the Straight of Hormuz. Which makes as much sense as many other things that the United States has recently done, under the guidance of a stable genius and the good true Christians of MAGA. Because big ballroom. And it might keep Melania and Epstein out of the news.

This is supported by the Christian Nationalist governments of Hungary and Israel.
Plus Alabama. Naturally and wholeheartedly.


For some reason I am reminded of Ed, Edd, 'n Eddie on the Cartoon Network.
The eternal struggle for jawbreaker candy purchasing power.
Ya cain't hardly write big ballroom without balls.
Quod erat demonstrandum.


I am unscheduled to work today, exceptionally, because I've already covered extra shifts. Which is nice. After yesterday's drunken fratboy orgy in the backroom I need a break from babysitting senile delinquent fascists. Let them accidentally hurt themselves for a day, it will do them good. I do not envy Hecky having to put up with them with their spoiled brat behaviour and soiled old fossil diapers. It will make a man out of him.

Just so you know, Marin is filled with Karens and hippies.
As if Orange County and Woodstock had kids.
Horrible mutant offspring.

Never-the-less I shall be going in for a few hours, for various reasons. As well as to throw a cat among the pigeons. Today I am a free agent, but that doesn't mean I have to behave.
Just that I can walk away when their incontinence pants hit the fan.


Sometimes I wonder if medication is the answer. Adderall, Amantadine, Buproprion, Clonidine, Desoxin, Ritalin, Valium ..... the list of possibilities is endless. A veritable smörgåsbord. Plus a big bottle of Immodium. And extra fibre.



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