Tuesday, January 27, 2026

IT'S PROBABLY THE DUTCH

Reading the Dutch news sites is always instructive, especially when they're discussing stuff that happens in the United States. Apparently those Dutch are now calling our beloved Vice President, J. D. Vance, who regrettably hasn't a drop of Dutch blood -- or any blood -- the "second bitch". How insulting and disrespectful of that monkey! I am utterly offended!
That's "Vice President Second Bitch" to you, mynheer!

The intercoursing nerve of those kaaskoppen!

And naturally that makes either Mike Johnson OR Stephen Miller the "third bitch". With their official titles. "Cringing House Speaker Third Bitch Mike Johnson" or "Secretary of Evil Third Bitch Stephen Miller". Respect, please!


Bear in mind that they're using English terms in some of their Dutch texts. This is to make sure that slow Americans will get the drift. They're good that way. And while there is definitely a Netherlandish word for 'bitch', it doesn't have the same flavour. Teef is just too neutral. Tweede Teef means nothing. Unless you're breeding dogs.

The Dutch word for Texas is quite neutral. We have many words which start with 'sch'.
Not surprising, given how close Dutch and German sometimes are.
In other North America related matters, Raw Story reports that our beloved Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency has been more or less covering up the deaths of migrants in its detention facilities which do not at all resemble gulags or concentration camps. This is undoubtedly to protect us innocent Americans from facing the harsh realities of life.
Under our First Bitch, Second Bitch, and Third Bitch.


"I am not surprised that ICE, in addition to lying about its murders and leading smear campaigns against its victims, is also under-reporting deaths in its custody."
------ Robert Garcia, House Oversight Committee



For all we know, there may have been hundreds of deaths, but we'll very likely never know. Years from now we may discover mass graves, probably in Texas, which we will ascribe to space aliens, mercifully zapped by lord Jesus with death rays so that we were unharmed.
Because our government said so. And we can believe them.


In any case, Greg Bovino, Tom Homan, and Kristi Noem, as well as Gregg Abbott, will have been pardoned by the president, so whatever happened is immaterial.

A dead issue.



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IT'S PROBABLY THE DUTCH

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