THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!

Imagine a television quiz show featuring intoxicated Australians. Foster's Lager, shrimp on the barbie, and large personal knives as well as crocodiles.

The grand prize: a lifetime supply of Vegemite.
Of course Aussies would be contestants.
And only Aussies, no one else.

Remember, they're drunk.

Rapid fire questions.


What's the capital of Australia?

"Kangaroo!"

What insect flies over the mudflats?

"Kangaroo!"

What green fruit is harvested in orchards?

"Kangaroo!"

Australian Academy Award winner?

"Kangaroo!"

Square root of ...

"Kangaroo!"

American President?

"Kangaroo!"

As it turns out, kangaroo dude is the winner. And gets awarded that lifetime supply of rancid kangaroo paste. The audience erupts in wild cheering. The show becomes a run-away hit.



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